Here's the scenario: one clumsy girl trips ever so gracefully while playing a game of basketball. In her cute yet impractical strappy sandals. Needless to say this resulted in a seriously scraped-up knee. Ouch.
She thought to herself "This is short-short season! I need to heal this thing...and fast!"
She ran to her bathroom and grabbed a small, unassuming, yet slightly comical jar of Egyptian Magic Healing Cream.
"Hmmm," she thought to herself. "Campy, but lets see if it works".
She began to religiously rub the thick balm on her tender injury twice a day. In only a week the scab had already fallen off, leaving behind a pink mark on the mend.
She couldn't help but be amazed. What would have taken weeks only took a few days! In a little while she might even be able to wear those cute little shorts without feeling like a extreme sports enthusiast.
The girl pledged to keep the magical little jar on hand from then on as the first weapon to combat her many elegantly coordinated trips and falls.